Customizable Entertainment

Ever notice how entertaining it can be to watch a hamster run and never get anywhere? aBowman provides an app that lets you customize your virtual friend:



I really like the fish, instead! I just wish that they were swimming *faster.*



And I like how it looks like the hamster is looking at the fish sometimes.
It does, doesn't it! Like he's trying to figure out how to get them.

Jammin'

You may not know this but I like music.
Me, too, me, too! Our human likes to sing, and she has a good voice.
Right. Well, me and C' were watching TV--
--I was watching. You never seem to notice the TV.
It's just because there's hardly anything interesting on. That's why they call it the idiot box.
Yeah, idiot box!

But what I'm talking about is that performance that we were jammin' to yesterday.
Which one?
That guy on that show. They were seriously goin' at it.
Which guy?
You know, that song that went, "I'm na fawlin off. I'm na fawlin off."
Falling off?
Yeah! That guy with the long blond bob jammin' with the lead singer. And the really tall skinny guy with the ginger hair.
Oh! You mean when she was watching that clip from Conan's show.

No, not the movie with that guy from 'Stargate Atlantis.'
You mean Jason Momoa? I love him! He's really tough. Like you. I can't wait till I can see that one! I don't know why they don't let dogs in movie theatres.
Because when you get excited you bark.
What?!!
You're doing it right now.
Well, at least I don't bark at butterflies.